8chan /zoo/ - Zoophilia - What's the best way to train my (neutered) dog to want to fuck me? He loves when I touch his dick (with lube of course) but he gets really nervous when it comes to trying to get him to mount me (vaginally, not going to try anally until we've gotten the fir. Dogs won't fuck you. Ergo, you should act more like a dog if you want to get fucked by one, and let's face it, if you're reading this, you probably do. It's amazing how many people search for the term "How to get a dog to mount you." Anyway, making the dog believe you are a dog is actually pretty easy, seeing as dogs have feeble eyes.Reviews: 17.
Typically, this is the result of a habit that formed before he was neutered, as he has had time to learn that sex is physically pleasurable. Whether he is masturbating or mounting a partner, your dog can become aroused, act on his arousal and ultimately ejaculate just like an intact dog -- he just won't get anyone pregnant as a result. The first time, offer your dog a treat and spread it out on your genitals to get him/her used to licking you there. Peanut butter works well, but it varies from dog to dog. Just use whatever your dogs favorite treat is. If you're a guy, be EXTRA CAREFUL not to let him bite your balls off while he's licking you.
Let's face it. It's embarrassing when your hump-happy pup becomes the talk of the dog park. Or when your pooch welcomes Great-aunt Sadie to tea by amorously humping her leg. Pseudo-sexual behavior in neutered dogs can indeed be problematic if it becomes compulsive, excessive, or leads to injury. It may also be the first sign of a medical problem. Your Neutered Dog Can Still Have Sex You’re probably wondering, where’s the happy ending and the positive message? Well, for those of you who are afraid to neuter your pet because you’re sad he’ll never have a chance to mate, you can nix that excuse off your list. The take home message here is that your neutered dog can still have sex.